Give me a second to come up with something amusing

thirstiest:

how to live a well-rounded life

  1. get out of bed
  2. not sure, i haven’t gotten this far yet

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Christoph knows where to go.

(Source: fuckyeahwaltz, via kanerd)

*logs in after ages* Oh hey Tumblr account. How you been?

  • me: *sleeps for 4 hours* tired
  • me: *sleeps for 8 hours* tired
  • me: *sleeps for a month* tired
  • me: *sleeps for a year* still tired

chubrubqueen:

I am so fed up
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of stupid halloween costumes
imagehaving to look ‘sexy’ if you’re a female.
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I just want to dress up and act like a kid again!
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But it’s ok! Because even kids get to experience this too! I mean-
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~deep sighs~ don’t they grow up fast?
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ooh look, a nice practical sailor costume-
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(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

(Source: 7schools7states, via thehardie)

morgrana:

morgrana:

Omg I was talking to my dad and I went “omg I haven’t shaved my legs for 2 weeks” and then his face just dropped like he’d seen a ghost and he gasped then looked at me and whispered “I completely forgot to shave my legs for 41 years”

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(via boycottbananas)

hikki-ko-mori:

so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

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crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this

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i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE

(Source: kikuchimoa, via boycottbananas)

ctrayn:

ftzgerald:

A few retweets from the Everyday Sexism twitter page, a project that aims to highlight the daily slights that women and girls suffer.

THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH I WANT TO PUNCH SOMEONE

(Source: shakspeare, via boycottbananas)

Hugh is worried about Nakai and asking him to take a break from his busy schedule. the other members are happy with the prospect of having Hugh as the new Bistro owner.

(Source: kotsushingo)

downtroddendeity:

thedandymann:

smokeandcitrine:

Animals you never knew existed!

1) Maned Wolf

2) Pink Fairy Armadillo

3) Patagonian Mara

4) Raccoon Dog

5) Sunda Colugo

6) Irrawaddy Dolphin

I WAS REALLY CONFUSED I THOUGHT THESE WERE PHOTOSHOPPED OR SOMETHING?

but look at these cuties!!!

I knew about all of them but the last two. I feel so special.

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